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How I Broke A Con-Artist, and stole all of his caps (NSFW)

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Disclaimer: This post contains quoted messaged containing censored vulgarity and hateful comments.

So the other night, a buddy and I took to a Fallout trading sub, to sell some goods to others, it's pretty difficult to barter on consoles seeing as everyone is in party chat. I went to sell a Two Shot Combat Rifle, and my friend posted his Excess plans. I received an offer from a user with name containing Jesus Christ, with a few extra Xs and numbers give or take. I take him up on it, I believe the offer was 3 thousand caps or so. We exchanged gamertags and he ask that I join his game, and come to him seeing that he's overencumberred, odd but okay.

I get to this gentleman's game, and camp and attempt to trade with him, he accepts, but sits there AFK for five minutes. I waited patiently, maybe he had important things to tend to IRL. As I'm waiting I'm browsing his inventory. I see abnormally large supplies of junk, like obviously ill-gotten. I'm not buying it, and caps are caps, I'm not concerned with it. He finally gets back, and attempts to request items I didn't even offer to him. Claiming it was an accident, but coincidentally they were my best weapons. I send him a message asking what's going on, and if he is going to buy or not, he claims he unfortunately "doesn't have sufficient caps". I was particularly livid, but I had to go do some laundry to so I just left.

Fast forward 20-30 minutes and I come back to my game with my friend still playing, he found a buyer for his plans. A total for five thousand caps for a few good plans, I was impressed. I wouldn't have pegged them for that price but the each their own. He attempts to join the buyers game, it's full. My friend waits for five to ten minutes, nothing. Messages the buyer to organize a meet on a new server, the buyer accepts and comes to ours. My buddy said that he traveled to the buyers camp, and I went to take a number 2 (when you gotta go, you gotta go.)

I return to what I assumed was a 5k richer friend, only to find the guy is just AFK on my friend, it's been 15 minutes, we wait, irritatedly. I ask my buddy what this mystery mans name is, It's that Jesus Christ guy… Now I'm suspicious. So after waiting, the guy comes back and attempts THE EXACT SAME THING with my friend! Tries to request his equipped weapon, leaves the trade and says he's "out of caps and cannot afford the plans".

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At this point I'm tired of this con-artist, so i teleport to my friend and use Chameleon to stealth the hills around this guys base. It's some Storefront he made, so I thought, can't afford to pay for the deals you made? Guess you can't afford to keep your shop open. I started launch mini-nukes, and other explosives at his camp, decimating everything in sight. Jesus gets frantic, starts searching with his morbidly obese ass hobbling around the camp grounds. This beefy boy is apparently equipped with a Two-shot Explosive Broadsider, sees me finally due to 500 cap bounty on the map, and ends my pillaging, or so he thought. I'm stacked enough on caps to respawn and continue the havoc. This guy apparently has all the junk in the world, except the ones essential to repairing his broken home.

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Now with all the damage done you'd think with a name like Jesus Christ, this individual would turn the other cheek, leave and cut his losses. Nope. He leaves alright, but he then messages me on xbox live one after anothe:

"The fck kid?"*

"You retarded or something?"

I indulge him a bit: "huh?"

He responds further:

"Why da fu*k you blowing my shit up puy?"

To which I respond: "huh?"

He continues getting even more hostile:

"Your a btch u know that right?"*

Then continues further, implying I'm gay, and that's why I'm "harassing him", because I hate Jesus. That's right folks, this guy has concluded that I destroyed his base, put of my disdain for Jesus Christ and my affinity for men. I'm not in the least bit offended, at this point I'm kind of amused. However I simply retorted:

"Don't worry, I love you, and Jesus loves you too."

I reported the guy and moved on with my night enjoying the wonderful wasteland before me.

Flash forward a day and I'm doing my civic duty hunting down some bounties in Appalachia, doing God's work. Guess who comes to initiate combat? That Jesus guy, seriously he missed me that much. So I took him up on his offer and ended his life, several times. He left the game, per the norm…

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Flash forward another 24 hours or so, I'm capturing a workshop on the western part of the map, guess who shows up? Jesus Christ, the guy who died alot, for my sins. He tries to bait me into combat once again, this time by gesturing. I don't bite and his seething rage overtakes him, attacking me only to be wiped, again. He attempts to seek revenge, but it's hard to kill what you can't see. Stealth Sniping is a hell of a drug. Killing him one last time, hes officially out of caps, unable to cough them up, he rage quits.

I'd like to think that's the last of him, but let's be real, he'll probably be back. Let this be a wake up call to all of you, this is just a game, theres no need to harass, disparage, or witch hunt others.

TL;DR: A con-artist tried to play my friend and I and only ended up playing himself by building a costly vendetta against me.

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