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Spent the past hour reworking some Preston quotes. (NSFW)

fallout 5 - Spent the past hour reworking some Preston quotes. (NSFW)

I'm so sorry for this, guys. I know it's just plain awful. But it's the most I've worked on something in a while, and I've been laughing nonstop the past half hour. I just had to share this with somebody. I know I'm terrible. But these are all unedited quotes by Preston himself, reworked into some weird shipping story. I hope you can appreciate it.

"This looks like a good place to take a load off. Looks like a good spot to spend the night. I guess nobody will mind us poking around here. We only get one shot at this, remember. Let's get this over with. We can do this. I've seen what you've done. Whatever we're going to do, let's get on with it. Take that! Hyaah! No… not like this… Gah. Ugh! Hmm. Usually aren't so aggressive. Nargh! We've got this. You hungry? Keep your head down! Steady. Short controlled bursts. Fire in the hole! Damn, look at the size of that thing. Behemoth! Look at that… I hope you like seafood. Hang on. You ever see anything like that before? Can't have enough of that. Impressive. Nice view. No telling how deep that is. Looks like a lot of junk to me. You might find something useful in all this junk. Nothing but junk. That's a lot of pipes. Be careful. The rock can be slippery in places. I wonder what made this hole? Holy shit. The rads down there must be lethal. Keep a light handy. We're going to need it. Sorry, General, I can't get to it. Sorry, I can't reach that. I don't see a way to get to that. But I think I may have a way to take it out. I don't think we were done. Not much left. Take your time. What's the situation? Is everything secure? Nothing's wrong, I hope? I'm still waiting. Are you all right, General? I'm still trying to figure out what makes you tick. What are you doing? Don't do that again. Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere. Not as long as you'll have me. I don't want to lose you. I hope you'll give us another chance. Let's get on with it. I'm with you. Following your lead. You don't have to ask me twice. Like you came out of, right? I'm going to see if there's anything worth grabbing. Be careful what you touch in here. Sometimes old chemicals and stuff just waiting to go off. I'd rather be watching your back, but okay. Hmm… You might want to take a look at this. Let's keep moving. Just point me to it. Okay, what am I doing? Something's wrong about this. Oh god no… That's not the Minuteman way. I won't do that. Not for you. Not for anybody. I can't believe you're asking me to do that. Not even for you, General. I don't like this. Do your own dirty work. I'd rather not get any closer to that than I have to. I'd have to be pretty hungry to eat that. That hasn't ever turned out well. Look, just… give me a second here… What is it? Is this it? I thought it'd be more… I wonder where this goes. What exactly does it do? Hey there. Yargh! Dammit! Holy hell. That hits the spot… One day, maybe, kids will play here again. What the hell? God damn it! I thought I smelled something. What a stink. Damn. I was really hoping we could prevent it this time. They didn't do things halfway in the old days, did they? Won't budge. Maybe you can open it. Now you're mine. Damn… This one's all mine. Look at all this! I'd just as soon admire it from a bit farther away. We're going to need bigger guns. This is where you really see how bad the Great War was. Wow, look at the view from up here… Just promise me you'll be careful, babe. Make every shot count. Agh! Seems like there's more of these things every year. The Commonwealth's a lot bigger than I realized. Did you hear that? Dammit, I think we're in trouble here. Keep an eye on the windows. Listen… We need to be very, very quiet. The sooner we take care of business and get out of here, the better. Man, they built things to last, didn't they? It's uncanny. Nice. Even now. Every little bit helps. How in the world is that still working? I'd like a drink, please. Unload with everything you got! Aim for the face. It's one of the big ones. Careful… I sure hope you know what you're doing. Here's some nasty business. Drained the whole thing quicker than I would have thought. Oh, man. Holy hell, look at the size of that thing. Okay, there it is. I guess this is the point of no return. Oof! That was one hell of a bang, wasn't it? I guess I'm still in one piece. We actually did it! Man, what a mess. That must have been something, floating above the clouds… Man, that was something else… We need to get out of here, and fast, before they figure out what we've done."

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