With tomorrow's update and SSD improvements, I suspect I'll have to start tearing down my SSD creations to actually play the game so I figured its time to open peoples eyes to the world of llamatology, an organization that has operated in secret for a while now.
Llamatology (law – mah – tall – a – g) is a secret organization that was founded by Dr. Vinderman to worship our llama overlords, act as guardians in the aetherworld against Xalu and his stormspawn (the ones responsible for Stormsurge I (Incident I)), and to balance the Iok levels of its members (Ioks are the universal particles discovered by Dr. Vinderman that are the most basic and important building block of life). Llamatology operates on the imperial code of ethics (Called the Iok Table) Dr. Vinderman created and established before he vanished, and has a rigorous recruitment and vetting process. Through an elaborate combined effort, I am pleased to be able to share some captioned still images today with the general world, I hope they provide a small but adequate glimpse into the world of llamatology.
This is the Iok Table of Ethics, it can be found transcribed on the inner left wall of Dr. Vinderman's Mausoleum in Canny Valley.
This is Llamatology's stonewood adventure park, it includes a: 100,000+ wood maze, A gladiator arena, a hoverboard skeeball track, a parkour race course, a soccer stadium and concert hall, concessions, a learning center, and a small casino. There have been rumors in the past that Llamatology's stonewood adventure park is actually an elaborate testing environment to find highly skilled individuals to indoctrinate into Llamatology, those rumors are incredibly damaging and patently false.
This is Llamatology's plankerton bubble, it includes an elaborate driftboard skate park (currently closed for renovations) and a day spa. That is all this is, any rumors of a special underground recruitment hub where llamatologists are trained and instructed is completely untrue.
This is a photograph claiming to show Llamatology's underground recruitment hub, that supposedly exists in the aetherworld directly, but this is actually photoshop, do not believe the media.
This is the first ever public picture of the tower of enlightment, Llamatology's operation station based out of canny valley. The tower of enlightment is home to many advanced stage Llamatologists and is a key pillar to Llamatology.
This is an inside shot of the tower of enlightenment from about two thirds of the way up, on the right you can see Iok walkways and the beam of eternity. For security reasons, the top third of the tower of enlightenment cannot be shown, nor can the Llamatology high council center that sits on the very top. But we promise no human sacrifices ever go on.
Llamatology's final base of operations is in twine peaks, where they are currently fighting off stormspawn and preparing opposition raids to attack Xalu and his forces in the aetherworld. For clearance reasons, no pictures can be shown at this time as high level llamatologists are currently there preparing for the next prophesied invasion attempt by Xalu.
Llamatology is not currently recruiting individuals, but you can still show your support for llamatology by going to the stonewood adventure park and the stonewood llamatology learning center. *Anyone trying to enter wearing a llama mask will be turned away and banned for life, that kind of disrespect is unwarranted and will never be tolerated*
We hope this answers any further questions. Llamatology will not be taking any media inquiries at this time.
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