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How to Ask, Join Me HotS?

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So when HotS 1st came out and my friends and I got Beta invites, a few of them got hooked and we'd message each other when we were about to log in so that we could party up. Initially, we did standard messages to each other:

You up for a game of HotS?

game of HotS?

gam of HotS?

HotS?

Eventually, I thought I'd switch up a bit so here's how I've asked my friends to log into HotS with some comments in no particular order:

Me: hots me boy?

Me: hots jimmy?

Me: beep boop hots?

Me: Hots boss?

Me: naa noo naa noo!

Me: aloha! can i convince you and your fellow sailors to join me in the Nexus for some epic QM funs? {they were playing Raft at the time}

Me: Tenno! Your assistance is required in the Nexus! {they were playing Warframe at the time}

Friend: Ping me when you're next wanting a game! Me: PING!

Friend: LEMME KNOW IF YOU WANT HOTS? Me: LETTING YOU KNOW I WANT HOTS

Me:
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Shall we play a game?

Me: i go hots, u go hots 2?

Me: what is 1 E W R E Q? Answer: KT's 100-rekted combo 😉 HotS?

Me: A E S T H E T I C – C HIL L WITH ME IN HOTS?

Me: some hotxxx party action for you sir?

Me: join me in the Nexus?

Me: how does sir like his HotS? Fair, medium or rekted?

Me: This is Tactical Support Unit . Strategic data exchange requested. Proposal: Unit, designated , should import to Nexus for greater efficiency in data exchange

Me: All move as one in the Nexus

Me: Jigsaw asks

Me: Are you in the Nexus People's Front? Wait, I mean the People's Front of the Nexus! Nexus People's Front? They're a bunch of wankers. No? Would you like to join the People Front of the Nexus? Yeah, you sure? How much you wanna join? Listen, if you really want to join the PFN, you'd have to load up HotS… {reference to Life of Brian}

Me: In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him… the HotS Player. {reference to Doom 2016}

Me: This is the Age of Sin. Reject the Order of Creation. Revel in the destruction of man as the image of God. Destroy! Plot designs of Death. Disfigure the face of man and woman. Play HotS? – Pope Francis I {yes he did say all these things but the quotes are out of order and out of context}

Me: Fuck broccoli stalks. Play HotS?

Me:

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< BASS DROP >

I ready up to ash and dust

I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust

I'm breathing in the chemicals

I'm breaking in, shaping up, then mounting up on the prison bus

This is it, the solo lane

Whoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the lane freeze, to the lane freeze

Welcome to the lane freeze, to the lane freeze

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm radioactive, radioactive

HotS?

Me: Mary had the solo lane. She shoved it really hard. And every time that Mary pushed. She didn't watch the minimap, overextended and got ganked like a noob. Reported. HotS?

Me: I'm Mr Torgue and right now you're ranked fifty in the badass leaderboards, which puts you behind my grandma but ahead of a guy she gummed to death. IT TOOK SEVERAL HOURS. Which begs me to ask you one question, and one question only: HOTS?! Answer: Explosions! {they were playing Borderlands at the time}

Me: Yabba dabba doo! HotS?

Me: Serious Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Casual Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS GO! YOU SHALL NOT COLLECT £200! GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL! HotS?

Me: You: I'M QUITTING HOTS FOREVER!!!! Me: https://youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo

Me: HotS is officially considered a Classic Game implying there's no new content in the making. Would you like to join me in the officially ded game?

Me: If fairy tales had gamer characters:

"My Grannie, what a nice rifle you have!"

"All the better to 360 no scope n00bs with, my dear." HotS?

Me:
1 Life?

Me: The relationship between a tank and a healer is the same relationship between a sub and a dom. Change my mind in HotS?

Me: One does not simply walk to the enemy core. Its gates are guarded by more than just minions. There is evil there that does not sleep. Unless you just wiped their team ofc. HotS?

Me: Time for some sizzingly hot xxx hardcore HotS action?

Me: It's your favourite toxic player back again with a question to conveyor – HotS?

Me: vv0µ1∂ Ч0µ 1¡|<3 †0 þ14Ч 4 //¡©3 Я314ס//g g4/V3 0ƒ /-/0†$ vv¡†/-/ /V3?

Me: Me figuring out the optimal strategy for the current HotS match –
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Bonus interaction –

Friend: are you secretly playing hots? Me: i literally was just about to whisper you if you wanted to join? Friend: yay! lemme put some clothes on

Just thought I'd share these and maybe inspire someone else to do something similar with their friends

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