I am incredibly excited to announce that Teemo Tibbers and I are in a blossoming relationship. Just the other day, we were at the movies watching Joker (my fifth watch, Teemo's second). He is so chunky we had to buy three tickets, one for me, two for him, and he still took up quite a bit of room so I had to squish up against his arm canon. It was so nice being able to utilize his muscular bicep as a pillow. He even had to 'gym shower' to make it on time to the movie, so there was quite the interesting waft in our immediate vicinity!
Anyway, during the previews, he turned over to me and whispered: "hey, I was thinking…"
There was a trailer for Birds of Prey, which I am also interested in seeing because it will have references to the joker. His soft tone tore my attention away from the screen. I stared right into his beautiful heartfelt eyes.
"What is it?" I asked.
Even in the dark theater, I could see his pearly canines alight in a smile. "Everything has been so wonderful. But as you know, Joker is very scary and chilling." His arm slowly curled up, his paw extended to me. "I will keep you safe."
My heart went aflutter: he spoke a big game about protecting me, but his intention was SO obvious. He even shimmied in his seats! I think he got excited just thinking about holding my hand!
My usual term when it comes to dating Yordles is to not let things become too serious. I waited longer with Teemo Tibbers; I was cautious of his great size and how that might translate to an accident.
But this giant beefcake proved, again and again, that he follows his scout's code to the letter. And his code is to be gentle, hold doors open, always listen to me when I am venting, never bump by me or impose himself. I can't be the first partner Teemo Tibbers ever chose (his single parentage is evidence of that), so I suspect he has some experience being a gentle giant.
But before all that, I had to be sure I was receiving his signal loud and clear.
"I am used to slow burn psychological thrillers," I replied. "Unless you're scared."
He ALMOST TOUCHED HIS PAW AGAINST MY HAND and said: "yea… I am scared."
Oh my god. ohmygodohmygodohmygod. I remember nearing a total, complete meltdown! I know for a fact he fears nothing. Teemo Tibbers wanted to claps hands!
Right now, I am in the bathroom trying to calm down. I'm so nervous about whether he'll enjoy my tiny clammy hand-I know it's silly and backwards to worry, but if you saw the size of the lad you would feel the same way. His big soft paw will feel so soft and spectacular!
Anyway, this was just a small update. I will let you know how out handholding goes!
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