Some context: in Mortal Kombat 11 (and 10, and Injustice 2) the fight intros consist of each fighter doing an intro animation, followed by them having a three-part dialogue. This is one of my favorite smaller things in the game, and so I wondered what some dialogues the various champions would have if League of Legends got a fighting game. Here's what I came up with:
Olaf: You've only got one axe; I've got two!
Sion: You call those tiny things axes? THIS is an axe!
Olaf: They won't seem so tiny when they're buried in your face.
Sion: Out of my way, or I'll tear you apart!
Olaf: You know, that ought to do the trick. Let's go!
Sion: Crazy little worm.
Olaf: A mighty beard and a mighty belt buckle makes for a mighty man.
Gangplank: An odd measure of worth, but not one I can disagree with.
Olaf: Let's see if you can live up to it.
Olaf: I hear you returned from death.
Gangplank: Neither the flames nor the depths could claim me.
Olaf: Damn, guess they won't claim me either then.
Gangplank: Let me guess: The Bloodharbor Ripper?
Pyke: Here to scratch another name of my list.
Gangplank: Remind me to shove that list down your throat.
Pyke: Captain Gangplank…
Gangplank: I don't suppose you're here to share tales?
Pyke: Dead men tell no tales.
Nasus: Your actions have caused much suffering.
Gangplank: Got any other big reveals?
Nasus: How short the rest of your worthless life will be.
Nasus: I trust that the World Rune is in safety?
Ryze: Keeping them safe is literally all I do!
Nasus: Few could resist their temptation for so long.
Jinx: Ooooh, here doggy! Roll over!
Nasus: Despite my appearance, I am no canine.
Jinx: I said roll, not speak.
Nasus: Your sorrow has affected you deeply.
Lucian: It keeps me going.
Nasus: Know that vengeance will not cure your heavy heart.
Lucian: This ends right now, Thresh!
Thresh: Come then. Your beloved awaits.
Lucian: I'll make sure you suffer as much as your victims.
Jinx: So what does that glowy thing do? Does it blow stuff up?
Thresh: It captures the souls of my victims, to be tortured eternally…
Jinx: I wonder if souls explode… let's test that!
Jinx: Hey, take that thing off. You're gonna miss the fireworks!
Lee Sin: I cannot see. At all.
Jinx: Don't worry, I'll bring them close enough that you can touch them!
Lee Sin: I could sense your rumbling footsteps from miles away.
Sion: GOOD! I don't hide, I want them ALL to find and fight me!
Lee Sin: Have you considered that many would rather avoid fighting you?
Sion: YOU! IONIAN! PREPARE TO DIE!
Akali: That's what the last Noxians said too. Why should I be more intimidated of you than them?
Sion: They could die. I can not.
Sion: While you hide in the shadows, I battle entire armies!
Katarina: While you waste time on foot soldiers, I kill their generals.
Sion: What good is a general who commands nothing but shattered corpses?
Katarina: Do you really think you'll be able to land even one blow on me?
Sion: I only need one.
Katarina: Go ahead and try.
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