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Patch 10.20 if Riot was a Markov Chain Generator

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I've been laughing at this amazing post for 4 years, so I figured I might as well do an updated version. I fed all the patch notes from the past year to a Markov chain text generator (the same one OP of the previous post used) and let it generate its own patch notes. I pulled out the most coherent results and organized them below for your reading pleasure. Without further ado:

GENERAL

– Bot lane has been corrected to remove the attack speed

– Fully stack Legend: Bloodline specifically hitting jungle Ekko

– BUGFIX- Champions can no longer be used

– Stormrazor is overperforming right now, so we're giving Wukong a new passive

– LEAGUE CLIENT- fixed an issue where power feels heavily reliant on monsters

– Umbral Glaive now properly grants 30/40/50/60% of Irelia's base attack damage

– REMOVED- Conqueror no longer maximizing player satisfaction

– PROTOTYPE: OMNISTONE – Rift Scuttler can now be overpowered

AATROX

– BUGFIX- Aatrox will now continue to attack his target even after Viktor dies

AHRI

– Ahri's identity as a scaling tank, so we're nerfing her roaming and escape potential

– E- TIDECALLER'S BLESSING- Now empowers the targeted wall

AKALI

– REMOVED HITBOX – Removed the hitbox behind Akali

APHELIOS

– Aphelios is no longer disabled for the first 150 seconds

ASHE

– Enemies spotted by Ashe's E – Hawkshot will now play Idle SFX using base assets

BARD

– Bard will no longer fail

CASSIOPEIA

– Base health increased to 40

– Can now see both guns Aphelios is holding

CAITLYN

– ATTACK DAMAGE 50.04 ⇒ 50

CORKI

– Q no longer able to suppress Mordekaiser

DIANA

– NEW MOON LANDING if Diana pulls in one or more enemy champions

DRAVEN

– DAMAGE 100% ⇒ 80/85/90/95/100%

– Now heals 50% more accurately and adding Poppy to the mix

EVELYNN

– Now empowered

EZREAL

– Aftershock Death Ray missiles are now green.

– NEW PASSIVE- THE DARKIN BLADE

FIDDLESTICKS

– Fiddlesticks' abilities now properly has the 1 second lockout period that all trinkets have to prevent accidental usage

FIORA

– W – RIPOSTE no longer grants Edge of Night

GAREN

– Garen is one of the premier engage support champions. BASIC ATTACK DURATION reduced to 5 seconds.

GRAVES

– Multi-attacks from Runaan's Hurricane's unique passive no longer grants a Eye of the Herald.

HEIMERDINGER

– Similar to Aatrox, we're fixing that.

KAI'SA

– THRUST DAMAGE 30/55/80/105/130 (+0.5 bonus armor penetration)

– Kai'Sa now gets stuck with Tahm Kench when casting R

KAYLE

– No longer gain vision around Kayle's R – Cyclone even after Alistar roars

KLED

– BASE DAMAGE 45/80/115/150/185/220/330/550

– Kled will no longer lose a significant amount of souls

IVERN

– Now a ranged champion

JAYCE

– REMOVED- Wukong's W

– Jayce is now properly appealing

JINX

– Passive orb gain increased

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– BUGFIX- Game invites no longer break her camouflage

LEE SIN

– Removed Lee Sin's abilities at all levels of play

MISS FORTUNE

– Miss Fortune's basic attacks no longer become invisible from the lantern

NEEKO

– Winter Wonder Neeko will no longer teleport with her Anchor

– INNATE – WEAKENED SOUL COOLDOWN 4 seconds against Diana players

NOCTURNE

– More outplay, regardless of the holder's basic attack damage

ORNN

– We're making another opportunistic buff on an early-game marksman.

– R – SUMMON: TIBBERS

PYKE

– MOVEMENT SPEED 25-40% ⇒ 25-40%, increased to 15% if you were the Rift Herald

QIYANA

– Q – PROWLING PROJECTILE EMPOWERED EXPLOSIVE CHARGE RADIUS 400 ⇒ 450

RAMMUS

– We’re giving him some sweet nutrition in the form of healing and 90 (+0.04 mana) mana restored over 4 seconds

SEJUANI

– Sejuani's identity now scales

SENNA

– No longer partially invisible from the mid lane

SETT

– W – HAYMAKER- Cooldown increased to 30-60% total attack damage

SIVIR

– NEW – Now stops enemies a little extra

SONA

– Auras now gains 2/4/6/8/10/12 lethality

– Added subtle missiles ⇒ 12 missile counts as an overall.

SORAKA

– Base mana increased. R number of soldiers increased.

SYLAS

– NEW- Sylas has proper skin

SYNDRA

– Syndra is one of the strongest performing in the top lane, we're going to make her triumphs a bit more risky by reducing her lane pressure and wave clear.

– Q- COMET SPEAR – BASE DAMAGE 55/95/135/175/215 ⇒ 60/102/144/186/228

TALIYAH

– Kill Baron Nashor at any range

TARIC

– Base attack damage growth increased

– Actions and particles will now properly apply stacks to heal Ahri for 3 seconds

THRESH

– Additional 10% of the tools in his kit

– R – UNSTOPPABLE FORCE: 1.1 total attack damage increased.

VIKTOR

– BUGFIX- Viktor no longer gains CC immunity after R

WARWICK

– Warwick now properly resets when she disguises herself as Aphelios

WUKONG

– NEW- Wukong can now cast his ultimate a second time. We hope this will increase build diversity for Garen

XAYAH

– Fixed a bug where casting R – Featherstorm would cause the ability to be cast

XIN ZHAO

– Xin Zhao no longer applies lifesteal

– NEW PASSIVE: Adding what feels like 12-20.5% of a spell

YASUO

– Base mana decreased.

YONE

– BASE HEALTH HEALTH 500 ⇒ 300/500/7000

– Fixed an issue where Yone was protecting teammates from being used in solo lanes

YUUMI

– We're encouraging Yuumi to be the enchanter she was meant to be by buffing Mordekaiser in a way that will balance his clear speed.

ZOE

– Fear duration increased

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