League of Legends

The fundamental flaw of top lane

LeagueofLegends8 - The fundamental flaw of top lane

This game has a fundamental flaw, something I only realized after my last game.
This is my story:

Champion select kicks in. I am top and first pick. I lock Sett because I am no one’s bitch. It’s the enemy's team turn – they pick Darius… the fuck is he thinking?

I leave the room and go to the kitchen, that is my first sign of disrespect. Do I care the game kicks in and I miss the first 2 minion waves? That’s the second sign of disrespect, and that gold is worth nothing compared to Darius spamming “enemy missing” pings and face-checking every bush for the next 10 minutes.

I get to lane and see he is already level 3. He stands confident in the middle of my wave Q’ing the shit out of my minions. I feel sad for them but also a bit disappointed they can’t take this little Noxian bitch on their own, so I have to engage him and we have a couple of trades. He is getting closer to my tower, just on the edge of tower aggro, and I can smell his thirst for blood building up because I am already at 25% health.

I level up my W and bait his apprehend. He falls for it and my tower starts blasting his face. He is now also getting low but 2 AA away from killing me, so he stays there taking all the shots like a champ. Fuck this is intense. I look at him right in the eyes just before he lands his final AA. I activate my W. Suddenly, Darius flashes to the side and gets ready to Q me from afar. I am about to flash in to get hit only by his axe handle and punch his face to death when suddenly a notification pops up TOP-MIDDLE OF OUR SCREENS about some other guy killing someone somewhere else.

I forget to flash and he forgets to Q, we are super confused. The notification is still there like an online casino pop up. Our minions are looking at us awkwardly and moving their weapons mid air without hitting each other cuz they wonder if this means peace forever or something.

Read:  Releasing six champions per year seems quite excessive when we already have more than 150. We should have more minor updates and full VGUs.

Then, out of nowhere, an Elise and an Ekko emerge from the river and start fighting next to us and spamming the “assist” ping non-stop for the 2 seconds it takes the elise to one-shot the ekko. We don’t move because we don’t know who the fuck these people are.

Elise stays there for a while looking at us wondering what the fuck we doing and then just leaves because apparently she has some pending beef with the scuttle crab, and just 5 minutes later another casino pop up tells us that some random guy called Talon has disconnected…. ????? WHO THE FUCK IS TALON AND WHY DOES THIS MATTER

CAN WE PLEASE REMOVE SUMMONER'S RIFT FROM TOP LANE.

THANKS

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