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vayne damage (made “brain damage” by Eminem about league)

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hope there is some one who gets this lol. was thinking about recording it too

static shiv

Here

bork

Here

Wait, he's feeding, he's feeding

Ahh

We're gonna have to gank him

Oh my God, oh my God

We're gonna have to gank him

Oh my God

These are the results of a thousand silver bolts

A champ that jolts

sona we're losin' him, check the pulse

A champ who refused to respect sword of the occult

Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose

A corny-lookin' white girl, scrawny and always ornery

'Cause I was always sick of brawny allies pickin' on me

And I might snap, one day just like that

I decided to strike back, and flatten every carry who wore a snap back

My first day on summoner rift, this lucian said

"It's you and I, three minutes sharp, this game you die"

I looked at the timer, it was 1:20

"I already gave you my lane honey

What more do you want from me?"

He said, "Don't try to run from me, you'll just make it worse"

My palms were sweaty, and I started to shake at first

Somethin' told me, "Try to fake a disconnect, it works"

I screamed, “ahh, my internet feel like it could burst

jungle, jungle, quick, I need a gank before it gets worse"

"What's the matter?"

"I don't know, my lane, its cursed"

“lane? I thought you said it was your ping"

"Oh, I mean it is, but I also got a support jhin"

"Mrs. vayne, the fun and games are over

And just for that stunt, you're gonna need some extra borks "

"But don't you wanna give me a couple ganks, we leashed?"

"Nah, that lucian wants to beat your ass and I'ma let them siege"

vayne damage, ever since the day I was born

Drugs is what they used to say I was on

They say I never knew which way I was rollin'

But everywhere I go, i keep playin' her wrong

vayne damage, ever since the day I was born

Drugs is what they used to say I was on

Read:  League of Legends guide by Sans!

They say I never knew which way I was rollin'

But everywhere I go, i keep playin' her wrong

Way before my level 6 power spike

I was harassed daily by this fat kid named support pyke

An edgy champ who acted obnoxious, 'cause hes over powered

So every day he'd shove me into tower

One day he came out the bush while I was c.s.in’

And had me in the position to beat me into submission

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He banged my head against the wall 'til he broke my nose

Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and ulted my throat

I tried to plead and tell him we shouldn't beef

But he just wouldn't leave

He kept ulting me and I couldn't breath

He looked at me and said, "You gonna die, vayne"

The enemy jungle walked in and started helpin' him gank me

(What's going on in here?)

I made 'em think they beat me to death

sittin under tower for like five minutes before they finally left

Then I got up and ran to the fountains store booth

Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four-inch screws

Grabbed some sharp swords, attack speed and extra doran tools

This is for every time you cut my champion pool

Or stole my spot in the laning phase and killed my support taric

Every time you grabbed my ass and i died in the lcs spring split

I'm gettin' you back, lucian, now once and for good

I cocked the crossbow back and kited hard as I could

And beat him over the head till he was sent back to wood

Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot

Made it home later that same day

Started readin' the patch notes, and suddenly everything became gray

I couldn't even see what I was tryin' to read

I went deaf and my left ear started to bleed

My teammates started screamin', “riot are you on drugs?!

Look at vayne, she's gettin' neft cuz of a bug" (what the fuck)

Read:  I posted this onto R/Summonerschool: "Do you have problems with knowing what to do in your games? Then this post could help you(long post inc)."

they beat me over the head with ward control

Opened a hole and a whole bard fell out of my skull

I picked it up and screamed, "Look, bitch, what have you done?"

"Oh my God, I'm sorry, but youre no fun"

Shut up, you cunt

I said fuck it, took it and stuck him back up in my head

Then I sewed it shut and put a couple of bolt in their neck

vayne damage, ever since the day I was born

Drugs is what they used to say I was on

They say I never knew which way I was rollin'

But everywhere I go, i keep playin' her wrong

vayne damage, ever since the day I was born

Drugs is what they used to say I was on

They say I never knew which way I was rollin'

But everywhere I go, i keep playin' her wrong

vayne damage, it's vayne damage

I got vayne damage, it's vayne damage

It's probably vayne damage, it's vayne damage

vayne damage, I got vayne damage

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