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ESO Cyrodil Parody Song (‘Last Christmas’ by Wham!)

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I was messing around yesterday and somehow I ended up writing this ESO themed parody of the popular Christmas song by Wham!
Here's the song if you're not familiar…. (


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The song is themed around our guild (DOOM)'s Christmas Battalion adventures in Cyrodil.

DOOM’s “Last Battalion” // (Wham’s “Last Christmas”)

mmmmm,…. (blade of) Whooah.

Last Battalion we all took a fort,

but the very next fight, you dropped to the floor,

This year, to save me from tears,

I'm going to Fungal Grotto.

Last Battalion We rode side by side,

but when we hit the zerg, you let them divide,

This year, to save me from fear

I'm slotting rapid Maneuver.

Once sieged & twice shy,

We lost our resource, but I just can't tell why…

Tell me baby,

Did you go to Bloodmayne?

It’s so yellow – I still feel that pain!

(Merry Christmas) I'm wrapped up in blocking.

maybe I'll get some Tel var in my stocking.

Now I know what a fool I've been,

coz' just one dizzying swing,

now I need ressing again.

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Last Battalion I gave it my all,

but yet somehow, we're still chasing the scroll

This year, to save me from tears

I'm sticking to Darkshade Caverns.

Last Battalion I popped all my pots

but the very next fight I'm covered in dots

this year to save me from tears

I'm rolling a goddamn healer!!

ooooh. ooooh yeah baby,

A crowded guild full of cool dudes,

DPS wars, highly envious noobs,

My god I thought I'd really struggle over normal,

but with guild runs Vet is starting to bore me!

A leader called Robbie with a plan in his heart,

I ran off in the city and they tore me apart.

OOOooooh

Now I found a real guild you'll never gank me again.

Last Battalion we all took a fort,

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but the very next fight, you dropped to the floor,

This year, to save me from tears,

I'm going to Fungal Grotto.

Last battalion I popped all my pots

but the very next fight I'm covered in dots

this year to save me from tears

I'm rolling a goddamn healer.

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