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ESO rat whisperer Parody Song (‘Careless Whisper’ by George Michael!)

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Following from my earlier parodies, I was asked by my guild to write a song about the Rat Whisperer boss in Wayrest Sewers II.

A boss who.."even on vet is so ridiculously easy to down in spite of his rat minions."
(it's written from his point of view)

Here's the song if you're not familiar (


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Fearless whisperer ("Careless whisper" by George Michael)

I feel so unsure

As they charge this way

An Angry group of just four.

As the rats all die

something in me cries.

Calls to mind my history

i used to guard a delve.

I'm never gonna lead again

Awful bosses deserve no minions

Though it's easy to pretend

I know you deserve more…

Should have known better than to take this job

Useless rats cant survive light attacks

So I'm never gonna boss again

the way i bossed for you.

Time can never mend

The fearless whispers of those dead men.

To an open mind,

An easy boss is kind

But challenge for the viewer

Is needed sorely in this sewer!

I'm never gonna lead again

Awful bosses deserve no minions

Though it's easy to pretend

I know you deserve more…

Should have known better than to take this job

Useless rats cant survive light attacks

So I'm never gonna boss again

the way i bossed for you.

Tonight the dd's seem so loud

Caltrops crashing all around

I thought the healer would stop –

He grabbed a rat and squeezed it till it's head went pop!

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They could've used an ogre here,

Someone that might inspire fear,

But now I'm dead amongst these rats.

Please no…….

Im never gonna lead again

Awful bosses deserve no minions

Though it's easy to pretend

I know you deserve more…

Should have known better than to take this job

Useless rats cant survive light attacks

So I'm never gonna boss again

the way i bossed for you.

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Oooh

No rats, no boss

Now they're two gone

Would it be so wrong,

Just to leave me alone?

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