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The Nidus Before Christmas

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Was the Nidus before Christmas, when all through the ship
Not a creature was stirring, on the radar no blip
My armor was hung by the foundry with care
In hopes that Profit-Taker would soon be there;
The kavats were nestled all snug in their stasis
While visions of kubrow chasing put smiles on their faces;
I equipped Nidus for frame, a crossbow and stick
And had just settled down for bounties and tricks;
When out on Orb Vallis there arose such a clatter,
I burst from the elevator to see what was the matter.
Away to the Temple I skidded and slid
Bounced off walls and off railings to impress the vent kids;
The towers on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Froze the tenno and corpus and metal fishies below
When, what to my panicking eyes should appear,
But a gigantic spider, and eight hyenas drawing near
With flying Corpus gunners, Arca Plasmors drawn
I knew in a moment, I was going to respawn
More rapid than condrocs my clan-mates all came
And I panicked and shouted, and called them by name
"Now, Trinity! Now, Excalibur! Now, Harrow, and Vauban!
On, Ember! On, Mesa! Wait, is that a Wukong?"
To the top of the rails! To the top of the wall!
Now bullet jump! Bullet jump! Bullet jump all!
As Grineer that before the Eidolon fly,
When they meet with the vomulysts, usually die
So up to the house-top my clanmates they flew,
With our kavats, and our sentinels, kubrows, and moas too.
And then in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and scratching of each little hoof.
As I drew my kit-gun, and was turning around,
Down the mountaintop, a Kyto Raknoid came with a bound.
He was covered in overshields, from his head to his claws
And his armor was massive, deflecting our zaws.
A wheel of lasers he had bolted on his back
And he looked like a spider that had just found a snack.
His grenades, how they sparkled! He made the ground scary!
His lasers were like Revenant's, but now we were wary!
His huge metal legs were dripping with gore,
By now I was too busy running to see more.
He had all those lasers, and lightning, and stabs
I was fleeing while escape was still up for grabs!
He was massive and scary, a corpus war machine
And I panicked when I saw him, despite all I've seen.
I hid from the spider, inside of a building
And listened on voice chat to all of the killing.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And killed all my squad mates, like, twice, what a jerk!
Then laying his legs alongside of his face,
He vanished, disappearing without even a trace.
I emerged from hiding, to my squad gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
I was confused when they shouted "Hamster! Watch out!"
And that's how I found out Kyta Raknoids teleport!

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