Monster Hunter World

My 100% blind experience with Monster Hunter World

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So I've been interested in this series I guess, I played the PSP game for a few hours but I lost it, I've tried emulating the games but it was pretty ugly and laggy so I just decided that I would maybe play one of the games one day.
I didn't actually know there was a game on PC until recently I decided to try it to finally see what this series was all about.
I launch the game, and by that I mean I stare at a black screen for 3 minutes thinking there was a problem with the game, fortunately I finally see the Capcom logo after painful minutes.
I hit New Game, and first thing I see is a fancy character creator, I, of course, spent half an hour making the perfect character.
Cutscenes, cutscenes, blablabla, crash landing etc…
I finally enter the gameplay scenes in the lava island thing that looks like the fucking lava sector from the Code Lyoko Wii game (very few people will understand this), I proceed to attempt to climb, still figuring out if I can jump or not and then the part where you literally grapple to a monster's claws to fly away made me laugh because that's the kind of stuff I'd expect to see in a movie with Nicolas Cage.
When getting to the other island, I tried to punch those dinos things but it didn't work smh bad game, everything goes well until oh god oh fuck jurassic park time, anyways, more exploration later, I get to the New World and at this exact moment I heard my computer say "man i just cant do this please stop", but that did not stop me, I quickly go over weapons and see the obvious choice, I like guns, I like bows, so of COURSE I took the bowgun !
Finally time to kill some stuff, kill 7 Jagras, that didn't seem to hard, and indeed the only hard thing was to figure out how to play with a keyboard + mouse seriously have the devs ever touched a keyboard in their entire life or did they program the game using a virtual keyboard and a 360 controller?
After all this fighting, I thought of doing a more relaxing quest, and I saw this thing called "Fungal Flexin' in the Ancient Forest", collect 20 gourmet mushrooms…Well that obviously didn't see hard, just a relaxing time 🙂
I still wasn't used to the controls so I'm just trying to collect everything I see, after 5 minutes I finally see some mushrooms, I collect them and the number doesn't go up, what's wrong?Wait…they're the wrong type of mushroom it's fine I've got time to explore.
I enter a cave and see a bunch of Jagras, I kill them quite fast and I realize that I can open the map and SEE STUFF, whoaaa big news for me, I check out the map, not understand 90% of what's written and then I hear a faint stomp stomp
Eh, who cares and OH GOD OH FUCK WHATS THIS 16 FEET TALL THING COMING FOR ME (it was a Great Jagras), after a 15 minutes long fight where I realized how to switch from item to item, I finally kill this fucker and loot it, such a good feeling.
I continue to explore for a good 15 minutes and I see a small pond of water with some huge fish things in it, so naturally, I wonder "Can I kill it?", I only do 1 or 2 damage per shot on this thing but I sure was gonna kill it eventually, until I saw a message…
"10 minutes left!"
…There's…A time limit?
Now get this, there's 10 minutes left, I'm trying to kill a fish and I've still got no mushroom, so naturally I wanted to pause to cheat and google the location of those mushrooms except I realized that YOU CANNOT PAUSE IN THIS GAME.
So I still Alt Tab and open chrome, but before I'm able to complete my search…
stomp stomp
stomp stomp STOMP STOMP
holy fucking shit what
"5 minutes left !"
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT
I get poisoned by this motherfucker but managed to flee off to safety, I open my map in desperation and I realize that the little ? things on the map are actually for mushrooms, plants, and minerals…
So this was how you're supposed to find them huh?
"Time's up!"

Read:  Should I call it quits?
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TL;DR : I didn't find the mushrooms.

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